Fear the Crossing Guard

crossing guard

I also used to be
a crossing guard…
Money wasn’t great,
but to control the traffic!!!
That is power,
ha…

Wow, our Viking from last week has really gone downhill (yep, this would be a second yet equally strange email from him) – from Nordic Overlord to school crossing “cop”. I’d say he’s taking it in stride, though, don’t you think? I mean, if I had gone from sailing the seas and plundering foreign nations all with horns on my head to making a Toyota Corolla stop for a kid in a crosswalk, I’d probably fall into a serious depression and contemplate stabbing myself with those leftover horns.

But not The Viking. Oh no, he will wield the power of his whistle and safety vest because LIVES ARE IN HIS HANDS. You tell that Corolla who’s boss!

Thanks, Jwhandyman of Freaking News!


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2 responses to “Fear the Crossing Guard

  1. Borrowed Abode

    Oh, my gosh. Just when you think people can’t be any stranger. . . seriously, that’s not something I’d brag about in terms of “i’ve got the power.” Wow.

  2. Neither would I! But I guess that’s how I knew that he and I were not meant to be ;-)

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