The Viking

viking

How long have you been
a Viking?
Being a Viking
has always been my goal…
All that plundering,
over eating
and drinking….
Now that is living.

We all learn something new every day, right?  Well, unless you’re sitting on your couch all day because you overdid those tequila shots last night, in which case you learn that you should never shoot tequila again – at least until next weekend.  But I digress – I have indeed learned something about myself today, and it didn’t require oodles of tequila.  Ladies and gentlemen, I am apparently a Viking.  Well, *&#% me 3 ways ’til Sunday!  And all this time I thought I was British, Native American, and German…

So I guess I should be wearing horns and plundering, huh?  Can girls even do that…?

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2 responses to “The Viking

  1. “So I guess I should be wearing horns and plundering, huh? Can girls even do that…?”

    Brünnhilde wore horns and plundered “heros” from the battlefield, so, sure, you can do that! Then again Brünnhilde wasn’t entirely human: her father was a god who acted very ungodly.

  2. Aw, thanks Harvey! I’m not sure I was spawned from a god, though… but wearing viking horns just for the hell of it could be entertaining!

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